What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the drummer out!
Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.
One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
How do you know there's a drummer at the door?
Because he doesn't know when to enter.
What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A drum machine can keep a steady beat and won't steal your girlfriend!
What should you call a drummer?
It doesn't matter. They won't listen anyway.
How do you confuse a drummer?
Give him a piece of sheet music.
How do you know when a drummers outside your door?
The knock gets faster.
What does Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
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